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MRS. CHRISTMAS:
There it is.

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Oh,
the first snowflake
of the season.

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Come on,
little fella.
Come on.

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That's it.
That's it.

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You can do it.
You're almost here.
You're almost here.

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Come on.

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Mmm.

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Technical definition
of a snowflake

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is ice crystals
surrounding a particle
of dirt.

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It's buttery, supple.

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And with a clean finish.

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Just like Christmas is
supposed to taste.

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So, technically,
you are eating dirt.

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Could I get one with
onions and mustard?

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Sure.

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* It's the most wonderful time

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* Of the year

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I'm sorry. I'm...

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Oh! I'm sorry. Excuse me.

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* It's the most wonderful time

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* Of the year

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* There'll be
much mistletoeing

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* And hearts will be glowing

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* When loved ones are near

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Hey!

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* It's the most wonderful time

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* Of the year

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A wise man once said,
"The best Christmas present

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"is a happy family
all wrapped up
with each other."

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Or maybe it was
a wise woman.

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Men don't usually
think that clear.

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Like this guy.

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He ain't had a clear thought
since he left his wife
and three kids.

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He may think
he has it all,

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but he'll learn different,
soon enough.

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Now, let's move on
from naughty to nice.

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MRS. CHRISTMAS:
Meet Benjamin Armstrong.
He writes love songs.

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But he has yet to find
that one true love
of his own.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas.

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Did I say nice?
I meant real nice.

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Want some?

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Oh, a candy
cane for me?

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What? Hey! Hey!

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MRS. CHRISTMAS: Now, over
on the fancy side of town
lives Nancy Taylor.

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She's nice, too.

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As far as money goes,
she don't have a worry
in the world.

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I tell you what
she does fret about,
her three kids.

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MRS. CHRISTMAS:
She's on the job 24/7.

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Mom and dad, teacher,
chauffeur, cook, cop.

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Give me that.
That was mine.

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She's so busy
being everything
for everybody,

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there's nobody
left for her.

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Better watch out, girl.

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Santa's coming to town.

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TV ANNOUNCER: Next on VH1,
Behind The Music
looks at J-Jizzy.

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Mom,
come quick.
Dad's on TV.

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Yeah, come on.

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I know, I know.
Your father's
always on TV.

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But you know what?

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He's gonna be here,
live in the flesh,

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at the front door
in the next five minutes,

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and you guys
aren't even close
to being ready.

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I am.
Me, too.

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WOMAN ON TV:
...the scandalous parties...
Kind of.

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...is that what
you want them
to think?

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J-JIZZY:
No, actually,
that's not

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what I want them
to think, Ronique.
Mom. Come on.

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You see,
that's only one
side of me.

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One side?
Try your only side.

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My name may be
on a lot of things,

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but the music,
that's where
my heart is at.

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Heart?

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In fact, I've
dedicated an entire year...
What heart?

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...to the development
of my new Christmas CD.

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You know,
that's going to get me
spiritually closer to my fans,

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and, of course...

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Which camera are
we working with here?

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Family.

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But if family's so important,
then why your recent
custody problem?

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Yeah.
How about that?
Why?

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Ronique, I've been
advised not to

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comment on matters
currently under
adjudication.

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Yeah, especially one's
you're gonna lose.

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Mom, you're fighting
with the TV again.

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Yeah.
Yes, I am.

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But we want
to spend Christmas
vacation with Dad.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Even if he's too
busy to be there.
Shut up.

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NANCY: Well, you can
see him tonight,

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but he's gonna be here
in a hot second

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and you guys
are not even close
to being ready.

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Please, go get
your coats on.

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And put
some pants on.

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And put on
some pants.

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No pants...

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J-JIZZY:
Ain't nothing more
precious to me

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than my three
beautiful children.
That's right.

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Come on, guys.

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Come on, John-John.

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You go ahead.
I'm gonna wait
five more minutes.

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Just five more.

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Five minutes.

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He's coming.
I know he is.

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This is all a waste of time.
This is nonsense, man.
Every day...

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Hold on, hold on, man.
You're always thinking
big, man.

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You got to think big,
not eat big, bro.

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Look, we're sitting
out here in the cold,
waiting for this herb,

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'cause you want
to give him a CD?

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Come on, man,
we got a job.

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Look...
Let me tell
you something.

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Once Jizzy hears my stuff,
man, he's gonna vibe to it,
just like you did.

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I like your songs,
even the whack ones,
but this is stupid.

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Look, once
he hears my music,
he's gonna put me down.

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I put you down.
We all gonna come up,
all right.

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Yo, J! What up?
Looking good, J.
What's good?

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You just get off me.
Deal with you, Jizz.

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I got a number one track.
I got some hot tracks right
here for you, bro.

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I got some hot tracks.
I got one right here, baby.
Number one.

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J-Jizzy,
what's up, man?

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Ben Armstrong, man,
I been calling you.

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Check it out, man.
I got some hot tracks
right here, man.

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A lot of heart
in these tracks,
right up here.

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I've been doing work...

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You're not sexy, player.

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I know that, but...
Sexy.

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Rottweiler!

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You ready to
go to work now?
That's my man.

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Get off me.
Get your Jizzy
Gear off me.

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JAMAL:
Where's my shoe?
Where's my shoe?

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Zip me up real quick.
Did you zip?

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I'm not zipped.
My back is showing.

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Are you ready?

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Hey, kids,
are you ready
for Santa?

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ALL: Yeah!

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All righty.
Santa, come out here.

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You know,
I really should
be Santa.

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Santa has to have a lap.
You're the elf.

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Look over there.

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Okay, so,
Mr. Famous didn't
call again?

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Unbelievable.

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The man will
spend $50,000
to fight me in court,

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but can't spend
three hours with his kids
on his regular night.

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Well, if I had to deal
with that rotten rapper,
I'd be angry too.

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They had three
beautiful babies,
Brenda.

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It couldn't have
been all that bad.

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No, it wasn't all bad.

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Well, I wouldn't know.

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Oh, we know
you wouldn't know.

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At the rate you're going,
you'll never know.

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NANCY:
Be back in 30 minutes.
I mean it.

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Look, Mommy, Santa.

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ROBIN: Come on, girl,
you can't find
a couple of hours

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to go to dinner
with a nice man?

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Even a not-so-nice man.

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Take it from us,
there's no shortage
of those.

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Please,
it's not like I'm opposed
to finding someone.

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You know,
especially someone
who's nice and likes kids

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and isn't all
about himself,
you know?

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I mean, between
John-John's piano lessons

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and Emily's ballet
and Mikey's football,

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how am I supposed
to even find the time
to go out on a date?

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No, seriously.
You know what I want
more than anything?

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What?
A compliment.

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BRENDA: A compliment?
Seriously,
just a compliment.

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From who?
Obviously not us.

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A man. Hello.
A nice normal man who
doesn't have an agenda,

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who's not trying
to hook up or
get busy with me.

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You know,
imagine this, right?

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I'm standing in
front of a store,

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a guy walks by,
he sees me,
he doubles back

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and says,
"Wow, you look
really amazing."

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And then he leaves.
And that's it.

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Okay, little girl,
you're next.
Show time.

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Go and see Santa.
Who are you?

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I'm Santa's
number one elf.

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More like numbers
one through 10.

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Nice tights.
Tell your momma.

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Tell your momma, too.

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Here we go.

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Ho, ho, ho, little girl.

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And what would you
like for Christmas?

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Besides everything.

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I don't want
anything for me.

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Just for my mommy.

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Really?
What's your name,
little girl?

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I'm Emily,
and that's my mom.

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Which one is it?
The one on the right?

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Yeah.

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Santa

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Yes. Yes. Yes.

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See, it's like this.
My mommy...

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Here, fat boy.
I wrote it,
you bring it.

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Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.

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Fine. Okay, cool.
Next time you
can be Santa.

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No. No, no,
no, no, no.

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Those kids are bad, man.
Little bunch of greedy
little kids.

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Oh, man,
you're telling me.

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See that
one kid hit me?

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He hit you with
the Holyfield.

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And good.
Bad kid, man.

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Except for this
one little girl.

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Yeah,
what did she want?

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All she wanted was for
some dude to come up
to her mother

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and just give her
a compliment.

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Yeah, it seems like
her parents split up
a few years back,

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and I guess
her mother's been
real sad lately.

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Was her momma fine?

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Well, you know,
I'd have to say,

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she is probably one
of the most beautiful women
I think I've ever seen.

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Yeah.

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JAMAL:
That should be easy.

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00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,983
Beautiful people get
compliments all the time.

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I should know,
I ain't never
got one.

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Oh, come on, man.
You're gonna find
that special somebody.

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You think so?

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00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,126
Okay, maybe not, but...

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Hi, I was wondering
if I could change
Emily's ballet class

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to the Monday class.

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I know I already changed
her from the Tuesday class
to the Friday class.

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I was just hoping...
JOHN-JOHN: Mom!

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Oh! Yes.

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I can't wear this.
It ain't got one
wrinkle on it.

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I'm sorry, baby,
can you please turn
that music down, John

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Mom! Homework.

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00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,138
You need help
with your math,
baby?

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00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,008
I think the food
is ringing.

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00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,057
Hey, didn't I tell you
to stay out of my room?

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I was just playing.

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Yeah,
with my special toy.

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00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,731
Yeah,
they're all special,
aren't they?

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00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,832
Who wants a story?

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00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:06,933
I do!

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00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,901
I do.
I don't.

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00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,840
I don't.
I still do.
A Christmas story.

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00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,076
Okay, Christmas story
coming right up.

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00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,845
And, Mikey,
you just sort of listen,

240
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,481
and, John-John,
just cover your ears.

241
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,019
Man, Mom looks old.

242
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,621
Old people are
supposed to look old.

243
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,457
Not nasty old.

244
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,425
But how's she gonna
get Dad back looking
like that?

245
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,926
I don't think she
wants Daddy back.

246
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,128
Sure, she does.

247
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,363
She just doesn't
know it yet.

248
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,630
EMILY: You're crazy.

249
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:41,234
Momma's beautiful,
and a nice man's
gonna tell her.

250
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,435
What man?

251
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,237
The one Santa's
getting her.

252
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,373
Here it comes with
the Santa stuff again.

253
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,708
NANCY:
Come on, guys.
Who wants a story?

254
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,549
Okay.

255
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,821
The 12 Days of Christmas.

256
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:05,658
* It happened one Christmas

257
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,596
* In the stillness
of the night

258
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,500
* When you put
your arms around me

259
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:18,004
* And for the first time
in my life

260
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,674
* I found the meaning
of it all

261
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,945
* Between the tinsel
and the bow

262
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:30,283
* And the angel on
the tree smiled down

263
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,020
* To show us heaven knows

264
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,164
* It's a perfect Christmas

265
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,832
* And I don't need no gear

266
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,035
* All I need is six reindeer

267
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,437
* A sled on 22's

268
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,938
* And TV's in the back

269
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,175
* It's a perfect Christmas
last year

270
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,043
* It's a perfect Christmas

271
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,578
* And I don't need no gear

272
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,748
* All I need is six reindeer

273
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,583
* A sled on 22's
and TV's in the back

274
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,751
So what y'all think?

275
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,018
Sounds like a spiritual.

276
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,687
It's like an
old spiritual, boss.

277
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:14,594
Oh, yeah. I'm sure all
the saints was thinking,

278
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,431
"Holy, holy, holy,"
with the nasty
booty shaking scene.

279
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,868
That's so spiritual.
Yeah.

280
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,637
Rottweiler!
Not sexy.

281
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,144
* And jingle all the way

282
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,446
WOMAN:
Grande cappuccino
for Eric.

283
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,520
Well, what's this
one about, light skin?

284
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,155
Let me guess.

285
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:46,159
"The love I lost
in the rain in
the summertime."

286
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,860
How about,
"Jamal gets his
butt kicked

287
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,529
"for not letting
me concentrate?"

288
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,963
See, that's your problem.

289
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,366
You're not writing songs
the consumers want
to hear.

290
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,769
We want to hear songs like...

291
00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:02,642
* The girl with the big lips

292
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,744
* That lived down the street

293
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,813
* With the pretty face

294
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,415
That's what people
want to hear.

295
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,283
Which muffin's mine, man?

296
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,319
None of them.
You didn't pay
for no muffins.

297
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,021
Oh, my bad.

298
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,523
Wait. You're gonna
take my muffin?

299
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,691
You sneezed
on this one, too.

300
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,527
You know what
would be good
with that song?

301
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,063
If you put a...
What you looking at, man?

302
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:25,932
I think that's her.

303
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,600
Her who?

304
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,269
The little girl's
mother from yesterday.

305
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,470
That's her.
Oh, yeah.

306
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,004
It's the one who
wants a compliment.

307
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,974
Give me your jacket.
Give me your jacket.

308
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,310
Give me your shoe.
Give me your jacket.

309
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,482
What you got
in this jacket?

310
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,184
My businesses.

311
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,161
Man!

312
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,930
NANCY:
There's a stubborn
grease stain.

313
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,366
Do you think you
can get that out?

314
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:06,873
Excuse me.
Can you put this with
the rest of my stuff?

315
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,309
You are a very
attractive woman.

316
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,755
He said attractive?

317
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,124
He said
I was attractive.

318
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,993
That's what he said, right?

319
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,761
MAN: Okay.

320
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,541
ROBIN:
Get out of here.
What?

321
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:45,011
Yeah. A man hits on
you and then leaves.
I don't buy it.

322
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,479
Well, it wasn't like
he was trying
to sell anything.

323
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,882
He just came in,
said what he said,
and then he left.

324
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,983
What'd he look like?

325
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,385
Good.

326
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,554
So let's go
and find him.
No.

327
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,956
Find him?
We don't even know him.
How are we going to find him?

328
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,091
Well, how are we
gonna know unless
we find him?

329
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:02,061
Yeah,
okay, and then we
find him, then what?

330
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,763
What do you mean
you don't know
his name?

331
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,565
I tell you,
he no customer here.

332
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,334
What about the coat
he dropped off?

333
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,369
Smelly, disgusting thing?

334
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,906
Okay,
maybe we should be
looking in a bakery.

335
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,608
You guys,
we should just go.

336
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,846
What's wrong, man?

337
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,581
Nothing.
No problem.

338
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,850
Come on, man.
I know you, man.
What's wrong?

339
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,053
Nothing. I told you,
boss, the album's good.
It's good.

340
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,655
Good?

341
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,990
Well,
you know when I say good,
I mean good in a great way.

342
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,326
It's got the necessary
"G's." It's got girls,

343
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,729
it's got gangsters,
it's got Gucci.

344
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,831
Yeah, but what
don't it got?

345
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,900
J, it just don't
have no heart.

346
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,301
No heart?
Come on, man!

347
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,838
I know every song
on the record, okay?

348
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,140
Black Christmas.
Three Thugs.

349
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,809
I Got Doodoo
On My Shoe.
Come on.

350
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,711
Yeah, yeah, fabulous.
Each and every one.

351
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,845
But?

352
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,081
But we still
one song short, J.

353
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,949
We want Christmas
in the air,

354
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,052
fabulous brotherly love,
the jingle...

355
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,088
The spirit song.

356
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,423
We that song short.

357
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,225
Remember this?
Can't stop,
won't stop. Huh?

358
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,461
Can't stop,
won't stop!
Yes.

359
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,296
Okay? Can't stop...

360
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:18,605
A Christmas song short.
I can do that.

361
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,544
That was a really
good dinner, Momma.

362
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,513
Yeah,
what's up
with that?

363
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,548
Well, if you guys like
what I did for dinner,

364
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,683
just wait till you see
what I made for dessert.

365
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,984
Made?

366
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,620
Dessert.

367
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,821
What's her problem?

368
00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,789
She looks happy.

369
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,025
She is happy,
and I know why.

370
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,727
Yeah

371
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:44,397
'Cause I asked
Santa to give her
her wish, and he did.

372
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,666
How many times do
I have to tell you?

373
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,568
Santa does not
give wishes.

374
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,302
That's genies, stupid.

375
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,840
He does give wishes,
and you're stupid.

376
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,208
Hey, hey, hey,
you three.

377
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,477
I don't want to
hear any of that.

378
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,712
But, Momma,
he started it.

379
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:03,883
I will not cut into this cake
until I feel some
love in this room.

380
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,787
There we go.

381
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,388
J-JIZZY:
Hey, all my peeps.

382
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,390
And there it went.
CHILDREN: Daddy!

383
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,925
Look at all
my shorties!

384
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,294
You're supposed to
call first, James.

385
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:18,565
That's me calling,
right now.

386
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,736
Hello? Yeah, Kim,
he's right here.

387
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,673
Thanks so much
for the heads up.

388
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,542
Hey, well, you know,
I was in the vicinity,

389
00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:33,846
and I knew you wouldn't
mind me dropping
this off personally.

390
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,848
Oh, you know,
I'd like it a lot
better in the mail.

391
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,284
You can just
set it on the table.

392
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,155
Hey, I ain't
missed nobody's birthday
or nothing, did I?

393
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,925
Nope. Mom just
made it because she's
a really great mom

394
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,293
and she makes things.

395
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,961
You want to stay
for dessert?

396
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,197
No, I can't do that.
No dessert for me.

397
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,501
Actually, my dessert's
out in the car.

398
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,036
Well, thanks for
the check, James.

399
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,273
Daddy, wait.
Guess what happened today.

400
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,544
A man saw Mommy
and said she
looked nice.

401
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,913
Is that so?
Your mommy
does look nice.

402
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,080
Yep.

403
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,617
Yeah.
And at these prices,

404
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,986
your mommy
could be looking
a whole lot better.

405
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,756
I mean, your mommy
got a lot of paper.

406
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,558
Your mommy got
so much paper,

407
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,293
when she walk
down the street,
trees get scared.

408
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,367
We checked
all of them.

409
00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:31,203
Body shop,
butcher shop,
camera shop.

410
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,140
Pet shop, grocery store,
Korean grocery store.

411
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,374
Got it, got it.

412
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:38,144
That's a pretty dress,
Mommy.

413
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,813
Oh,
that's no dress, sugar.
That's paint.

414
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,981
Don't corrupt that child.

415
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,150
Oh, hush.

416
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,519
BRENDA: Anyway,
since it doesn't seem
like he works anywhere,

417
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,055
we think maybe he was in
the Starbucks next door.

418
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,423
How was he acting?
Caffeinated?

419
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,726
I don't know.
Maybe.

420
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,361
That's it then.
I'll take the first shift.

421
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,096
You're kidding.
We're gonna stake
out a Starbucks?

422
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,265
Well, they have
better coffee than
the body shop.

423
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,567
You want to find him,
don't you?

424
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:01,834
Well, yeah, but...

425
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,736
All you've been
thinking about?

426
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,639
Yes.

427
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,074
I know.
Yes, I want
to see him.

428
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,042
I would love
to see him.

429
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,411
Mommy, I got to go.

430
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:13,780
Emily, you just went.

431
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:17,049
No, not to the bathroom.
There.

432
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:28,661
So, the mom wants
to take you out?

433
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:29,962
Yeah.

434
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,964
Isn't that what you want?
She's beautiful.

435
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,966
Yeah, she's beautiful.

436
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,067
So what's wrong?

437
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,569
This.
This is what's wrong.

438
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,173
See, I don't know that
she wants to meet me.

439
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,676
So, if I did meet her,
me, as Benjamin,

440
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:46,145
if I met her,
that would be a lie.

441
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,082
But Santa...
Santa?

442
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,484
Santa knows that
she wants to meet me.

443
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,887
Like Santa knows,
he's watching, knows?

444
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:58,725
No, no. Santa...
Santa knows...

445
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,527
Oh! Right.
...that she wants
to meet me.

446
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,931
If I did that,
then I would be exploiting
the confidential information

447
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,299
for personal gain,
and that's not cool.

448
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:08,467
What?

449
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:11,470
It's the betrayal of
the Santa trust, man.

450
00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,439
Come on, man!

451
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,742
Look, that would be true
if you were a doctor
or something.

452
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,678
But you work in a mall,
dawg, part time.

453
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,749
How about this?
I meet her out once.
Right?

454
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,685
Maybe at a coffee shop
or somewhere, right?

455
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,487
And I'll step
to her and I'll make
something up.

456
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:32,124
Make something like,
"Yeah, baby,
I'm from out of town,

457
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:35,427
"and I sell office supplies."
Something like that.

458
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,864
Right? 'Cause it's boring.
See, office supplies,
that's boring,

459
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,099
and chicks don't dig
that boring stuff, right?

460
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,600
You hear me
on that, right?

461
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:44,804
Yeah, the office.
Salt, can I get some salt?

462
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,306
You see,
that way it's twofold,

463
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:51,310
because, as Santa,
I fulfill my obligation.

464
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,346
But technically,
I don't betray
the child's trust.

465
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,148
And that's
what's important.

466
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,550
Obligation and
trust go together.

467
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,019
Let me ask
you a question.
Got it.

468
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,454
Say a little
snot-nose kid like
the one, you know?

469
00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:07,426
What if he came to you,
"You know, Santa,
I stole a Escalade.

470
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:13,199
"I need you to
get me some rims,
some spinning rims."

471
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:16,068
Does that betray
the whole Santa
trust thing?

472
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:19,105
Okay, but why would
a child come up to me

473
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:22,008
and say he
stole an Escalade?
I don't...

474
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:25,311
Because you work
in a mall, dawg,
part time!

475
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,348
That's why
you ain't Santa.

476
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:34,854
You know what?
Look, I'm leaving.

477
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:38,057
We've been sitting
here like ninnies for,
what, an hour?

478
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,226
And for what?
I may be a housewife,

479
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,361
but I'm not
that desperate.
I'm leaving.

480
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,130
Okay, okay, okay.

481
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,098
Your next one is
definitely decaf.

482
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,801
It's crazy that
we're sitting here
like Starbucks stalkers.

483
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:53,039
They're gonna name
a drink after us,
the Crazy Lady Lattes.

484
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,182
Wait a minute.

485
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,852
Why did we come here?

486
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,586
I'm gonna pick up
my jacket.

487
00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:11,023
And they better
not have cleaned it.

488
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,892
Hurry up, man.
Yeah.

489
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,500
Hey, look.
12 o'clock.

490
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:22,634
That's not him.

491
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,336
Yeah, but he's big.

492
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,672
You know,
like the jacket big?

493
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,681
He's got a friend. Guys.

494
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,017
Oh, my God.

495
00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:42,789
Oh, my God,
it's him.

496
00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,323
Oh, God,
he's gorgeous.

497
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,592
Do you think
he's coming in here?
He ain't moving.

498
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,094
Oh, God,
please don't
come in here.

499
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,228
Okay, how about
I go next door

500
00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:50,329
and bump into
his friend, yeah?

501
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,564
No, no, I'll go.
It'll be less obvious.

502
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:54,066
No, no, neither.
Less obvious?

503
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,102
Titanic meet iceberg.

504
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,236
Oh, you want
to throw it out?

505
00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,704
What does that mean?
Oh, whatever.

506
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,506
Got to go
find your man.
No. No.

507
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,208
What did you do
with the stuff that was
in the pockets?

508
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,777
I use it to
scare away rats.

509
00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,578
You're the guy
with the guy?
What?

510
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,380
The good-looking
guy in the car.
What's his name?

511
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:09,515
What's he do?
What's he make?

512
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,518
My friend wants
to meet him.

513
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,921
By the way,
I'm Brenda.

514
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,423
I'm Jamal.

515
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,557
Hi.

516
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,892
Nice to meet you.

517
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,161
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, the guy.

518
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:24,030
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR RADIO)

519
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,001
ROBIN: Girl.

520
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,436
I know.

521
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:32,304
Oh. Oh, get ready, girl.
Here he comes.
Here he comes.

522
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,906
No, no.

523
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,790
There. That guy,
right there.

524
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,160
My man?

525
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:55,828
Hey, hey!
You, chocolate love!
Come back.

526
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,252
Hey.
Hi. Again.

527
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,587
Yeah.

528
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,322
From the cleaners, right?

529
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,391
Yeah, right, right,
from the cleaners.

530
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:28,660
So, you're buying sweets?

531
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,529
Sweets?
Oh, yeah!

532
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,932
Yeah, I'm getting
some sweets.

533
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,634
Sweets for
your sweetheart?

534
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,637
No. No,
I don't have
a sweetheart.

535
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,007
You?

536
00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:45,744
No, no, no.
Totally free.
Single.

537
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,447
Right.
Yeah.

538
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,615
Cool, cool, yeah. So...

539
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:50,749
So...

540
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,487
So, you know,
I'm from out of town.

541
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:57,156
I was just walking by.

542
00:30:57,223 --> 00:31:02,428
I had a little craving
for some petit fruit
jelly beans, you know,

543
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,496
so I just came
on in, you know.

544
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:08,667
I sell office supplies,
and it gets kind
of boring, you know.

545
00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,502
What about you?

546
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,338
I'm from town.

547
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,106
Single mother
with three kids.

548
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:19,278
And I just
bought a stapler.
That's good. That's good.

549
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:20,612
Well, so if you
ever need anything...

550
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:23,115
I'm sure I'll need
whatever you have.

551
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:26,518
By way of
office supplies.

552
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,322
I guess, you know,
paper clips, pens...

553
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,791
Pens. So many pens.

554
00:31:32,858 --> 00:31:35,294
You know, 'cause I'll be,
"Oh my God, I need a pen."

555
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,528
You need some pens?

556
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:37,896
I need a pen,
and I don't have a pen.

557
00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,698
But you have pens.

558
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,368
Then I'm your guy.

559
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,870
Benjamin Armstrong.

560
00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,572
Nancy.
Will you go
out with me?

561
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,376
I'd love to.
Great.

562
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,600
I'm not
cleaning that up.

563
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:19,505
* Workin' elves
never stoppin
* Never stoppin'

564
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:22,541
* While the man is hoppin'
* The man is hoppin'

565
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,677
* In his nice
red zoot suit
* Nice red zoot suit

566
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,114
* And his Christmas boots
* Christmas boots

567
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,183
* Double checking all things
* Checking all things

568
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:34,286
* Hey, cats,
don't you know Santa swings?

569
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,189
* Santa swings,
he's flyin' high *

570
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,359
You look fabulous.

571
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,162
Okay.
Work it,
work it.

572
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,831
Pop them collars.

573
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,799
Yeah.
Oh, and your purse,
darling.

574
00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,635
NANCY: Thank you.
CHILDREN: Bye, Mom.

575
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,403
BRENDA: Remember
to have fun.

576
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,461
* This will be

577
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:20,666
* A Christmas to remember

578
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,535
* When we're old and grey

579
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,670
Wow!

580
00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:32,244
* Every year,
we'll celebrate our love

581
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:38,217
* And look back on this day

582
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,322
* We'll build a glass

583
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:48,094
* With memories

584
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,698
* Toast to all our dreams
come true

585
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:55,101
* Yeah

586
00:33:55,167 --> 00:34:00,106
* This will be
a Christmas to remember *

587
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,585
Hey, there.
That's real nice,

588
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,487
but you know
what's missing there?

589
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,756
What's that?
The mohair swatch.
Where's the mohair?

590
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:19,191
I told you, mohair.

591
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,193
Mohair, done.

592
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:26,031
J
Hello

593
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:31,803
Hey, boss,
what about your
Christmas album?

594
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,572
Come on, man,
you sweating me again?
Christmas album.

595
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,874
Look, we gonna use
the song right there.

596
00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:38,177
What?
I Love Ho
Or the one...

597
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,446
No, no, no.
The one right there.
Yeah.

598
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:43,014
That's the one
we're using.
Yeah, that one.

599
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,684
Let me see if
I got this right.
We're using

600
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,287
I Saw Mommy
Capping Santa Claus?

601
00:34:48,354 --> 00:34:50,222
That's...

602
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,124
Yeah, what's wrong
with that, huh?

603
00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:53,659
Hey,
you know what,
Delicious?

604
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,161
I've been watching
you lately, man.

605
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,263
You've been stressing
a lot about this
Christmas album.

606
00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,564
I'm gonna tell
you something, man.

607
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,333
You gonna mess around
and give yourself an ulcer.

608
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,203
You want to spend
the rest of your days
drinking buttermilk?

609
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,371
It could be gas.

610
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,505
No more drinks.
None of that.

611
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,408
Just buttermilk,
buttermilk, buttermilk.

612
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:12,578
Me? I got to worry
about my spring
line right here

613
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:15,681
that's missing
the mohair swatch
like I asked for.

614
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,583
Mohair.

615
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,485
Just keep on
stressing yourself out.

616
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:20,686
Don't stress.

617
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,688
Yeah.

618
00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:31,563
That was not sexy.
That was karate.

619
00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,000
NANCY: John-John,
hurry up and
get dressed.

620
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,902
I am dressed.

621
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,570
Your pants are
on the bed.

622
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,806
Put them on
or you don't eat.

623
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,074
Fine. I don't want
to eat with that guy.

624
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,443
I don't want
to meet him.

625
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,077
I don't want to be
on the same planet.

626
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,480
I hear Pluto's nice.

627
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:49,781
Shut up.

628
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,883
How do I look?

629
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,352
Bootylicious.

630
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:54,586
Yeah?
Yeah, Momma.

631
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:55,787
Okay.

632
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,026
Beautiful flowers
for a beautiful woman.

633
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,194
Thank you.

634
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,396
This is for you.

635
00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:06,198
I'm Mikey.

636
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,766
It's a pleasure
to meet you, Mikey.

637
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,169
And this little princess
must be Emily.

638
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:14,306
I'm not a real princess.
Just for pretend.

639
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:17,108
Pretend?
Well, you could
have fooled me.

640
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,580
And this must be
the man of the house.

641
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,449
So you're him, huh?

642
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,852
Mom, is this the best
you could do?

643
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:29,688
Actually, it's not
the best she could do.

644
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,623
I'm sure she can
do a lot better.

645
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:34,426
But me,
I'm on cloud nine.

646
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:37,729
Why don't I
show you around
the rest of the house?

647
00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,940
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

648
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,578
* My gift to you

649
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,813
* For this Christmas

650
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,948
* My gift to you

651
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,818
* Is simply love

652
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,821
* My gift to you

653
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,756
* For this Christmas

654
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:06,825
* My gift to you

655
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,094
* Is simply love

656
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:12,598
* My gift to you

657
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,166
* For this Christmas

658
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,835
* My gift to you

659
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,670
* Is simply love

660
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,974
* My gift to you

661
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,311
* For this Christmas

662
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,716
You guys tired?

663
00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:31,817
Yes.

664
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,319
JOHN-JOHN: No.
I mean, no.

665
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,553
Did you guys
have fun today?

666
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,721
Yeah.

667
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,689
No.

668
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,625
Well, Benjamin
liked you guys a lot.

669
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,527
Does Dad know
about him?

670
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,262
No. He doesn't.
Why not?

671
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:48,199
Because your dad and I
lead different lives,
and we can do what we want.

672
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,402
So why are you
afraid to tell him?

673
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:54,573
I'm not afraid.
I just...

674
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,976
Well, I wanted
to make sure this
was getting serious

675
00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,679
before I said anything.

676
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:02,581
Is it?

677
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,650
Yeah, I think
maybe it is.

678
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:16,294
You want to
talk about this?

679
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:23,702
Okay, well,
let me know if you change
your mind, okay?

680
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,178
You got us
into this mess.

681
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:36,214
You're gonna
get us out.
Uh-uh.

682
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:42,454
An eyeglass holder
and a telescope and
a laptop.

683
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,290
A VideoNow...

684
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,859
You go tell
that big red rat
what I told you.

685
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,294
Santa's not a rat.

686
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:50,862
Yeah, whatever.

687
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:52,464
Thanks. Bye.

688
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,065
Where are you going?
Hey! Hey.

689
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,535
Don't you want, like,
a baseball glove?
Or a friend?

690
00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:57,869
You want a friend,
right?
BOY: I don't play sports,

691
00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:00,872
and you're kind of
starting to creep
me out.

692
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,477
And what's your
name little girl?

693
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,679
You know me.
I'm Emily.

694
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:08,914
Oh, Emily.

695
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,617
Emily, the little girl
who wants a bike, right?

696
00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,353
No, the girl who asked
you to send a nice
man to her mommy.

697
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,256
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes,
I remember.

698
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,559
And how is that
working out?

699
00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,794
Does Mommy want
another color?

700
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,796
No, she likes
him fine.

701
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,799
It's my brother.
He hates him.

702
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:31,036
Yeah

703
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,471
John-John.

704
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:36,041
And how did you know
I have two brothers?

705
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,010
Well, Santa knows
all the brothers,
sweetheart.

706
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:40,412
He knows all
the brothers.

707
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,748
John-John says you
got to get rid of him.

708
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:46,852
'Cause if you don't,
he's gonna give
him the treatment.

709
00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:48,820
And what might
that be?

710
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,389
See,
tomorrow we're
going bowling.

711
00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:54,993
And John-John says,
if Benjamin shows
his face, he's gonna...

712
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:06,371
* Dashing through the snow

713
00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,006
* On a one-horse open sleigh

714
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:11,276
* Over the fields we go

715
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:13,645
* Laughing all the way

716
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:16,014
* Bells on bob-tail ring

717
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,749
* Making spirits bright

718
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,184
Sweetie,
it's okay.
It's okay.

719
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,487
You know,
we're this close
to a strike, okay?

720
00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,421
You'll get
it next time.
All right?

721
00:40:23,489 --> 00:40:24,856
There we go.

722
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:28,226
John-John, you're up.

723
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:31,563
That's right.
Come on, John-John.

724
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,708
So, everything's
all good, right?

725
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,210
Nancy, she's great.

726
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,646
Everything
I ever wanted.

727
00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,314
Well, don't sound
so excited, light skin,

728
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,182
but they're
looking at us.

729
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,618
BOTH: Hey!

730
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,521
Hey!

731
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,288
Yeah.
Yeah.

732
00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:59,157
It's crazy, though.

733
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,627
I've always dated
these creative types
my whole life.

734
00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,695
For better or worse.
I'm not doing
the Santa thing

735
00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:06,264
and spying on her kids.

736
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,068
I'm lying to her face

737
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:13,204
about being
some regular dude
selling office supplies.

738
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:16,708
And out of the blue,
here comes this sweet,
straight-arrow of a guy

739
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:19,277
and I can't stop
thinking about him.

740
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:23,515
I could really
fall for him.

741
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,416
I done told
Brenda so many lies,

742
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,918
I'm starting
to believe them.

743
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,486
Hold on,
hold on,
hold on.

744
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:31,923
Just 'cause I got to lie,
that don't mean
you got to lie.

745
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:35,594
Well, what do you think?
That you're executive

746
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:37,896
and you can hang
out with an elf?

747
00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:42,367
Right. Right.

748
00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:45,203
Okay, so what
exactly is your job?

749
00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:49,007
A bounty hunter?
Really?

750
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,275
He just doesn't
seem the type.

751
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,843
BRENDA:
That's what I said.

752
00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,746
But then he scooped me up
in his big gummi-bear arms,

753
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:57,949
and he said,
"But I found you, didn't I?"

754
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,587
And I just...
I just melted.

755
00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:04,890
Oh, my goodness.
That is so sweet.

756
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:07,859
And I see he inspired
the new hairdo.

757
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:10,228
Let's not tell him
it's not all real.

758
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,963
I could
just kill him.

759
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,665
Kill him,
kill him,
kill him.

760
00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:15,934
I think Benjamin's nice.

761
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,302
Well, I think he stinks.

762
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,604
Same as your
buddy Santa Claus.

763
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,572
Hey, you take that back.

764
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,375
Why?
He dumps that punk on us,
then won't get rid of him.

765
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:28,947
That's it. The treatment,
it starts right here,
right now.

766
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,153
* The snow is coming

767
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,756
* Down outside

768
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,124
* Grab your sleigh

769
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,960
* Let's take a ride

770
00:42:42,027 --> 00:42:46,331
* I'll take you anywhere
you wanna go

771
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:51,169
* We'll build a fire
when we get home

772
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:55,373
* Santa's coming,
raise your glass

773
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,244
* Let's trim the tree
and have a blast

774
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,379
* It's Christmas, let's party

775
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:03,815
* Get crazy, let's go all out

776
00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:05,784
* It's Christmas,
yeah, finally

777
00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:08,019
* We've waited
all year for this

778
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,188
* It's Christmas, let's party

779
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:12,824
* The season to live it up

780
00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:14,626
* It's Christmas, let's party

781
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:17,528
* It's Christmas, let's party

782
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,833
* Suddenly, all strangers
look like friends

783
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,101
* Time to forgive

784
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:26,204
* And let's all make amends

785
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:30,375
* Disconnect the e-mail,
faxes, yeah

786
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:33,478
* Forget about your taxes

787
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,213
* Let's begin

788
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,549
* It's that time
to just have fun

789
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,652
* One more drink

790
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,188
* Well, who's counting?

791
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:45,323
* It's Christmas, let's party

792
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,659
* Get crazy,
let's go all out

793
00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:49,928
* It's Christmas,
yeah, finally

794
00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:52,263
* We've waited
all year for this

795
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:54,199
* It's Christmas, let's party

796
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:58,136
* The season to live it up

797
00:43:58,203 --> 00:44:01,039
You know,
I just don't get it.

798
00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,541
Do you get it?
'Cause I don't.

799
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,643
Maybe he's just
better than you.

800
00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,445
Nobody is that good.

801
00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:09,815
He knows everything.

802
00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,717
Benjamin ain't
better than me.

803
00:44:15,754 --> 00:44:18,924
You ain't giving him
no inside information,
are you?

804
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,692
What's inside information?

805
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:23,929
It's important stuff
that's just between us,
me and you.

806
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,231
I don't tell
anybody anything.

807
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:28,133
Except...

808
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,101
Except who?

809
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,503
Santa. He gives me
anything I want.

810
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,307
Santa?

811
00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,144
Santa's real,
John-John.
No, he's not.

812
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,245
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.

813
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:41,880
No, he ain't!

814
00:44:41,947 --> 00:44:44,249
Go to the mall for
yourself and see.

815
00:44:44,315 --> 00:44:45,884
He's there.

816
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:51,156
Step up, step up.
Come on, come on.

817
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,191
Man, you're one big elf.

818
00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:59,564
Come on. Here we go.
Here we go. All right.

819
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:00,832
So what's your name,
little...

820
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,033
I mean, young man.

821
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,701
Save it, okay?

822
00:45:03,769 --> 00:45:05,403
I need you
to get rid of
somebody for me.

823
00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,305
Santa doesn't like
the sound of that.

824
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:09,941
I know you sent
that Benjamin guy
'cause of my sister.

825
00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:11,743
But now he
just won't leave.

826
00:45:11,810 --> 00:45:13,879
And my mom's
just too nice to tell
him to buzz off.

827
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:15,646
Well, what would
you like Santa to do?

828
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,049
You must have
another hard up mother
somewhere.

829
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:19,584
Give her Benjamin.

830
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,586
Well,
Santa doesn't normally
do returns, son.

831
00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:25,290
But give him time
to think about it.

832
00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:28,259
Well, think fast,
'cause I really, really
want this guy gone.

833
00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:29,427
I'll think about it,
young man.

834
00:45:29,494 --> 00:45:30,796
Thanks.

835
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,399
I'm all right.
I'm all right.

836
00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:40,305
* I've been really tryin',
baby

837
00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:44,742
* Tryin' to hold back
this feelin'

838
00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,945
* For so long

839
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:50,648
* And if you feel

840
00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:53,584
* Like I feel, baby

841
00:45:53,651 --> 00:45:55,386
* Then come on

842
00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:57,555
* Oh, come on

843
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,491
* Let's get it on

844
00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:03,194
Good evening, sir.

845
00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:06,231
* Let's get it on

846
00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:09,700
* Let's love, baby

847
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:16,842
Notice anything different?

848
00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:19,177
No.

849
00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:20,711
Are you sure?

850
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,716
You hear that?
It's nothing.

851
00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:30,822
Silence.
The kids are at Robin's.

852
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:31,890
Oh!

853
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:34,692
Okay. Yeah.

854
00:46:36,227 --> 00:46:40,231
No. I mean,
you know, it's just...

855
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,867
What's wrong?

856
00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:43,701
I don't know,
it's just us.

857
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:47,873
You are amazing.

858
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:50,208
John-John, he hates me.

859
00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:51,843
He does not hate you.

860
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,912
Trust me.
He hates me.

861
00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:56,281
He is a kid.
He also hates homework

862
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:59,150
and broccoli and
a lot of other things.

863
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:03,088
Exactly, and I'm the big
green leafy vegetable
of boyfriends.

864
00:47:04,622 --> 00:47:06,491
Did he say
something to you?

865
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:08,226
No, not to me directly.

866
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:14,199
You should talk to him.

867
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:17,035
Just tell him that
you want to be
a part of his life.

868
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:21,072
All our lives.

869
00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:31,516
Okay, deuce to
seven lowball.

870
00:47:31,582 --> 00:47:34,552
Aces and straights
count as high.

871
00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:36,554
How can you all
sit here and play
this stupid game

872
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,023
like nothing's
happening?

873
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:39,824
'Cause some of us
needs the money.

874
00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:41,592
Yeah, right.

875
00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:44,729
Don't you get it?
They're alone right now.

876
00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,764
So?
So?

877
00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:48,133
Stuff might happen.

878
00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:50,068
Then we'll never
get rid of that punk.

879
00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:53,304
What sort of stuff?
Like kissing?

880
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,040
Don't even say that.

881
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:57,108
Sweetie,
he's a good man.

882
00:47:57,175 --> 00:47:59,144
Your momma could
do a lot worse.

883
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:02,113
I don't care
how nice he is.
He ain't my dad.

884
00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:08,653
EMILY: I'll take two.
No, no, three.
No, no, no, two.

885
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,322
Benjamin?
Benjamin?

886
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:14,025
Just the man
I wanted to see.

887
00:48:14,092 --> 00:48:16,627
* Deck the halls
with boughs of holly

888
00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:19,097
* Fa la la la la,
la la la la

889
00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:21,732
* 'Tis the season
to be jolly

890
00:48:21,799 --> 00:48:22,934
* Fa la la la la,
la la la la *

891
00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:25,036
My mom put you
up to this, right?

892
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:28,106
I mean,
you two are hooking up
no matter what I think,

893
00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:30,241
so buy the kid
a pretzel.

894
00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:31,776
Maybe that'll
shut him up.

895
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,711
Okay, first of all,
your mother didn't
put me up to this.

896
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,346
All right?
And nothing's
been decided.

897
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,914
Yeah, right.

898
00:48:36,982 --> 00:48:39,617
Did you want salt or
do you want the plain?

899
00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:40,851
Man.

900
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,988
It's a joke.
It's a joke.

901
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:44,855
What is that
horrible sound?

902
00:48:46,891 --> 00:48:48,726
I can play
better than him.

903
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:50,495
You're talking about him
on the keyboard over there?

904
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:52,630
Yeah.
You can play
the keyboard?

905
00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:53,764
Yes.

906
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,034
Hold on one second.

907
00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:58,503
Wait, where
are you going?

908
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,405
* We wish you
a Merry Christmas

909
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,940
* We wish you

910
00:49:03,008 --> 00:49:05,643
* And a Happy New Year

911
00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,347
John-John.

912
00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:21,392
Okay, sit down.
Show me what you got.

913
00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:24,029
All right, I will.

914
00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:35,573
Okay, just concentrate.
You got it.

915
00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:43,081
There you go, all right.

916
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:53,091
There you go,
there you go.
All right.

917
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:59,864
That's it. See?

918
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,133
Yeah.

919
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:09,940
See

920
00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:13,644
That's the focus
right there.

921
00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,513
That's what
I'm talking about.

922
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,821
Now, I want you
to just give me two.

923
00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:26,023
Just like ding, ding.
Here we go.

924
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:29,694
There you go.
That's it. That's it.

925
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,402
That's it.
There you go.

926
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:40,971
See?
They love it.
They love it.

927
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,808
This is the keyboard,
give me five. Like this.

928
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,543
Then you go keyboard.
Tickle the keys.
Tickle the keys.

929
00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,512
There you go.
Like that.

930
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:48,646
That's the keyboard five.

931
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:50,315
Give me the keyboard five.

932
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,253
No.
No, I'm ready
to go home.

933
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,687
No, come on,
let's do it
one more time.

934
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,489
Just one more time.

935
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,958
John-John, come on.
We're just gonna do it
one more time, then we'll go.

936
00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:03,294
John-John.

937
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:08,299
J-JIZZY: You know,
we're gonna go ahead
and lock this up now.

938
00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:10,801
Jizzy, the album
is not ready yet.

939
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:13,438
Not ready?

940
00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:14,839
No.

941
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,474
Have you seen
the cover art
on this?

942
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:18,676
That cover art
is cold, man.

943
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:22,813
This CD would sell
with no music on
the album.

944
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,249
You know why?

945
00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,850
Because my picture
is on the cover.

946
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:28,853
Well,
let's lock it up.
Excuse me.

947
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,955
I'm allergic to stuff
that don't make sense,
Jizzy.

948
00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,557
The album is not ready.

949
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:35,059
Oh, yeah.
Come on,
you're killing me here.

950
00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:37,528
We need a song, Jizzy.
A song.

951
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,230
Okay,
I know it could
sell blank,

952
00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:42,433
but people don't sell
blank CDs, okay?

953
00:51:43,301 --> 00:51:44,435
I tell you what.

954
00:51:44,502 --> 00:51:47,772
Whatever is on this disk
goes on the album.

955
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:51,442
All right.
Whatever you say, boss.
It's not a big deal.

956
00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:54,712
It's just our careers
and reputations on
the line.

957
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,014
Whatever's on this,
that's...

958
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:01,085
It's just your album, man.
There you go.

959
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,877
* I can't even light
the Christmas tree

960
00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:31,216
* 'Cause there is
no light in me

961
00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:35,152
* It's the darkest day
in history

962
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,722
That's what your
new album sounds like.

963
00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,794
It just needs
a harp or something.

964
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:46,197
* No silent night
or jingle bell

965
00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:50,167
* Mistletoe hangs anywhere

966
00:52:50,235 --> 00:52:51,436
Can't stop.

967
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:54,572
Won't stop.
Yeah. Yes.

968
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:02,146
Hey.
So, are they asleep?

969
00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:03,981
Out like a light,
every last one of them.

970
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:06,617
So, how did it go
with John

971
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,286
Yeah, yeah.
It went cool.
It was cool.

972
00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:12,423
Yeah
Yeah, it was real cool
for about 30 seconds.

973
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:15,059
EMILY:
Momma, I need water.

974
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,262
Coming, baby.

975
00:53:17,328 --> 00:53:19,497
Don't go anywhere.

976
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,699
Don't you worry
about it.

977
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:25,236
I will not go anywhere.

978
00:53:32,377 --> 00:53:35,580
Hello.
J-JIZZY: Hello,
Benjamin Armstrong?

979
00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:36,714
Yeah, who's this?

980
00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:38,082
I been listening
to your CD.

981
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:39,684
I'm kind of
feeling it,
you know.

982
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,386
I was wondering
if me and you could
do some business.

983
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,153
Okay.

984
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,356
You know who
this is, right?

985
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,595
Yeah,
I think this
is the call

986
00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:52,863
I've been waiting
for my entire life.

987
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:55,333
That's right.
The call you've been
waiting for all your life.

988
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,703
Yes. Halle Berry.

989
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:02,473
The call from the number one
record producer in the world.

990
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,709
None other than J-Jizzy.

991
00:54:04,775 --> 00:54:07,912
Can't stop,
won't stop.
That's right.

992
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,814
Now, what I want
you to do is tomorrow,

993
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,451
2:30 sharp,
me and you,
breakfast.

994
00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:16,321
Cool. Cool.
I'm there at
2:30. Yes!

995
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:19,424
Yes! I got the...

996
00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:20,991
Hey! Baby, baby.
What happened?

997
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:22,993
I just...
Oh, my God.

998
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,729
I just sold my...

999
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,433
My catalog.

1000
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:31,402
I just sold
my whole catalog
of pens.

1001
00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:33,538
Wow.

1002
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,205
That's great.

1003
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,943
The garlic from dinner.
I'm so sorry.

1004
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,078
I'm gonna go
brush my teeth.

1005
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:46,351
Tell Robin I'll call
her in the morning.

1006
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:49,320
All right, cool.

1007
00:54:49,387 --> 00:54:51,389
Robin, what's up?
She says she'll
call you tomorrow.

1008
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,857
Who's this?

1009
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,692
Who's this?

1010
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:57,261
Didn't I just
finish talking to
you on the phone?

1011
00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:00,465
NANCY: Hey, who was
on the phone?

1012
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:03,233
He said J-Jizzy.

1013
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,871
Did you enter
some type of contest
or something?

1014
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:11,008
More like I lost one.

1015
00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:12,843
It's my ex-husband.

1016
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,612
Your... Your...

1017
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:17,181
Ex-husband. Yes.

1018
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,822
I'm sorry. Yes, J.

1019
00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:28,058
May I ask who was
that that just
answered the phone?

1020
00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,528
Nobody. What is it?

1021
00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:34,399
What is it? Well,
our son, John-John,
just called me up.

1022
00:55:34,465 --> 00:55:36,033
He sounded very
weird on the phone.

1023
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,335
Well, if you talked
to your son every once
in a while,

1024
00:55:38,403 --> 00:55:40,237
he wouldn't sound
so strange.

1025
00:55:40,304 --> 00:55:41,639
Goodbye, J.

1026
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,709
Sorry.

1027
00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,176
Have a dude
answer the phone.

1028
00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:48,446
Try to get me jealous.

1029
00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:49,614
That's my ex-husband.

1030
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:50,615
J-Jizzy is
your ex-husband.

1031
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:51,949
Yeah.

1032
00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,819
So that means he's
the pops, he's...

1033
00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:56,286
He's John-John's pops.

1034
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:57,388
Yeah.

1035
00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,757
And Emily and Mikey, too.
So what?

1036
00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,726
All three,
the whole...
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

1037
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:02,893
It has nothing
to do with us.

1038
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,162
Right.
No, baby, I know.
It sure doesn't.

1039
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,364
I know. I know.
It doesn't.
It doesn't. It doesn't.

1040
00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,434
Wait.

1041
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,969
I can't believe
I just said that
and actually meant it.

1042
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:15,473
You know, I've been
lying to myself, you know,
for years, saying,

1043
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:17,508
he doesn't have
this hold on me.

1044
00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:19,510
Just lying,
lying, lying,
you know?

1045
00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:21,245
He was preventing
me from actually
having a life.

1046
00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:22,613
And then you.
Me.

1047
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,883
You. You.
You set me free.

1048
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,520
No problem.
You're welcome.

1049
00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,955
Wait.
Huh?

1050
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:34,024
What?
What, are you leaving?

1051
00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:35,626
I'm sorry. I thought
you were finished.

1052
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:36,827
You weren't finished?

1053
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:40,064
I was finished, but I...

1054
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:44,201
The kids are asleep,
and I was thinking that...

1055
00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:48,573
Yeah.
You know what?

1056
00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:51,141
I'm sorry, but I'm
going to call you.
I'm going to call you.

1057
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,844
By the way, the whole speech,
it really hit right here.

1058
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,814
The game is free,
the free thing, it's...

1059
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:58,849
Well, I...

1060
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:03,621
Benjamin.
I was... Hello.
Wow.

1061
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,900
Yo, man, you are
not gonna believe
what happened.

1062
00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:17,334
I'm over at Nancy's
house, right?

1063
00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:19,637
My cell phone rings
out the blue.
Guess who it is?

1064
00:57:19,704 --> 00:57:21,839
J-Jizzy!
He wants to
buy my song.

1065
00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:23,508
That's good.
Yeah, that's good,
that's good.

1066
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:24,842
No! It's not.

1067
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:27,044
It's good until
Nancy's phone rings.

1068
00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,647
And guess who it is?
J-Jizzy again, man.

1069
00:57:29,714 --> 00:57:33,083
It turns out that
J-Jizzy is Nancy's
ex-husband.

1070
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:34,351
She's his ex-wife!

1071
00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:35,553
Yeah, I knew that.

1072
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,054
You knew?

1073
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,789
Man, how come
you didn't tell me?

1074
00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:40,891
How could you leave me...

1075
00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,265
What is all this?

1076
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:50,400
Work.

1077
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,502
You're an elf.

1078
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:55,005
I'm not an elf.
Elfstein, 2223.

1079
00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:57,808
Bounty, yeah,
we'll catch him.

1080
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,810
I'm a bounty hunter
just like you're an office...

1081
00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,311
Whatever, man.
I'm telling...

1082
00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,613
I just don't know
what I'm gonna do,
Jamal.

1083
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,314
What am I gonna do?

1084
00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:06,951
You know, all my life
I've been looking for
two things, all right?

1085
00:58:07,017 --> 00:58:10,054
There's true love,
and my big break.

1086
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,657
Now if I choose one,
then I lose the other.

1087
00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,191
Why?
What do you
mean why, man?

1088
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:15,325
What am I gonna
say to Nancy?

1089
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:16,894
Okay, yeah,
by the way, Nancy.

1090
00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:18,763
Yeah, baby, yeah.

1091
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,130
I don't sell pens, baby.

1092
00:58:20,197 --> 00:58:21,465
No, no,
I don't sell pens.

1093
00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:25,235
I'm just this shysty
song-writing Santa,

1094
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:29,774
who, now I have to
dump you and kiss up
to your ex-husband.

1095
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,642
And then,
what about J

1096
00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,477
This is what J-Jizzy
is gonna say.
He gonna be like,

1097
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:37,381
"Yeah, Mr. Songwriter.
Yeah, let me tell
you something.

1098
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:40,417
"I will buy your song,
but by the way,

1099
00:58:40,484 --> 00:58:42,987
"have fun taking
care of my kids."

1100
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,055
That's ugly.

1101
00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:47,091
BRENDA: Jamal.
Baby, who's there?

1102
00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:48,258
JAMAL: Nobody, baby.

1103
00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:50,060
This lieutenant lost
his mind and came by.

1104
00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:51,796
Go to sleep.

1105
00:58:56,901 --> 00:59:00,237
Look, Three-Card Monte.

1106
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:03,908
Yeah, we should run
down to Hell's Kitchen.
We used to give it to them.

1107
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:07,277
Same game.
You just can't
get caught

1108
00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:10,080
in the same room
at the same time
with either one of them.

1109
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:13,217
You're right.
It is the same.
I just move here.

1110
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,085
They're over there,
I move here.
Cool. Cool.

1111
00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:16,787
And one other question.
Hey, but wait.

1112
00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:22,159
* Because a true Christmas
is just a wish without you *

1113
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:26,096
DELICIOUS:
I mean, he's a
decent-looking man.

1114
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,098
J-JIZZY: No, Delicious,
you're talking about sass.

1115
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,634
There's sass
behind this man.

1116
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,937
Look at him, man.
He's coffee-bean black.

1117
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:36,406
Women love
a coffee-bean
black balladeer.

1118
00:59:36,473 --> 00:59:39,109
That white turtleneck
don't hurt neither.

1119
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,477
And the caramel hat...

1120
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:41,812
Makes me hungry.

1121
00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:43,413
Yeah, it makes you
want to have

1122
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,749
a Reese's Cup
or something.

1123
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:46,050
You know what I mean?

1124
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:47,251
Women like
Reese's Cups.

1125
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:49,019
Yeah. He looks
like cookies and milk.

1126
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:50,621
That's what we
should call him,
Cookies and Milk.

1127
00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,156
Cookies and Milk.
That's... You know what?

1128
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,724
That's better than
Peaches and Herb.

1129
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,459
Cookies and Milk.

1130
00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:57,561
Cookies and Milk.
There's two of them,
but it's just him with the...

1131
00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,596
Yeah.
...milk shirt.

1132
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:03,400
We'll release the CD.
It'll have one free
chocolate chip cookie

1133
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,802
with each CD.

1134
01:00:04,869 --> 01:00:06,370
Call it Munchies.

1135
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,772
Munchies, yeah.
That's the name
of his album.

1136
01:00:07,838 --> 01:00:09,674
I like it, man.
I'm liking that.

1137
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:12,409
So, how was that?

1138
01:00:12,476 --> 01:00:14,945
I mean, I could step
it up a little bit,

1139
01:00:15,012 --> 01:00:17,514
you know, if you
want it a little bit
more up-tempo.

1140
01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:20,450
Or I could dial it back,
if you want to vibe
with it a little bit.

1141
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,286
You know, just vibe.

1142
01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:24,488
You need to head on
down to our business
affairs office

1143
01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:27,191
and talk to my man
Sydney Kimmelfarb.

1144
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,059
He gonna hook
you up with our
standard contract.

1145
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,428
Well, cool, cool.

1146
01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:33,197
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
All right.

1147
01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,932
I'll come by and see
you all on my way out.

1148
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:37,001
Out? Ain't no out.

1149
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:40,070
We laying this
right now, player.

1150
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:43,640
You contractually
obligated to lay
this track right now.

1151
01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:44,975
Okay, all right.

1152
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:47,077
But I haven't signed
a contract yet.

1153
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,546
Well, you'd best
take care of that then.

1154
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:51,115
Kimmelfarb.

1155
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,251
He's white.

1156
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,585
He's white.

1157
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,287
Right, right.
Kimmelfarb. Got it.

1158
01:00:57,354 --> 01:00:58,689
Cool, all right.

1159
01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,330
Look, baby, I can't
make you any promises.

1160
01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:08,032
We don't even know
if he's in there.

1161
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,934
I don't care.
I just want to see him.

1162
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,168
You can drop me off.
I'll wait.

1163
01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:13,437
I'm not gonna drop
you off, John-John.

1164
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:17,074
Baby. Don't get
out of this car. Boy!

1165
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:25,750
Cramp.

1166
01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:27,117
Ben, where you at?

1167
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:28,485
Listen, I can't
make it, okay?

1168
01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:29,920
I'm stuck at
J-Jizzy's studio.

1169
01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,456
You're gonna have
to fill in for me.

1170
01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,590
Huh?

1171
01:01:33,657 --> 01:01:34,792
That's right.
It's time.

1172
01:01:34,859 --> 01:01:36,260
It's time for you
to step up.

1173
01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:39,029
Be the man.
Be the big red one.
Be the suit, baby.

1174
01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:40,097
How're you guys doing?

1175
01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,198
Just trying
to keep up
with this one.

1176
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:42,900
Yeah, you've
gotten so big.

1177
01:01:48,005 --> 01:01:49,173
Santa.

1178
01:01:50,741 --> 01:01:52,877
Hey, did you
find Sydney?

1179
01:01:54,178 --> 01:01:55,946
He wasn't where he
was supposed to be.

1180
01:01:56,013 --> 01:01:58,448
Well, okay, well,
let's get it started.

1181
01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,417
We can get it
all legal later.

1182
01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:03,520
Hey, is that Nancy?
You know...

1183
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:07,291
I guess diarrhea can
hit you at any time.

1184
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:22,672
Dad!

1185
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:26,443
Hey, what's up, shorty?
My man.

1186
01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:28,012
JOHN-JOHN:
I miss you, Dad.

1187
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,546
I miss you, too, man.
I miss you a lot.

1188
01:02:29,613 --> 01:02:33,417
But unfortunately,
you know, Daddy's making
a song today. I'm...

1189
01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,119
I'm busy.

1190
01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,521
John-John, why don't
you go to the kitchen
and get yourself a soda?

1191
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,090
Okay. I'll let you
guys fight now.

1192
01:03:01,345 --> 01:03:03,147
Sorry about that.
Hey, hey, no problem.

1193
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,681
If you gotta go,
you gotta go.

1194
01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:06,316
Yeah.

1195
01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,585
You wash your hands?
Just playing.

1196
01:03:08,652 --> 01:03:10,087
Stay away
from the fruit.

1197
01:03:10,154 --> 01:03:11,521
Anyway, we'll
get down there.

1198
01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:13,423
They're getting started.

1199
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:16,426
How many songs you
got in you, Benjamin?

1200
01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:18,295
What's your dreams?
Your hopes?
Tell me everything.

1201
01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:19,830
I got some
songs in there.
Yeah?

1202
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:21,065
I got...

1203
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,667
Anything good?
I like your songs, man.

1204
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,107
Sorry about that.
I got it.

1205
01:03:30,174 --> 01:03:31,275
Not the fruit.

1206
01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:34,378
I spent all day...

1207
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:37,081
Okay. Don't even
worry about that.

1208
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,549
I'm gonna make him
a smoothie or something.
There's got to be...

1209
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:42,486
Just grab the pieces
that fell on
another piece.

1210
01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:45,555
That's fine, right there.
Yeah, that's good.

1211
01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:56,333
That's right,
little Cindy.

1212
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,869
What do you mean
you didn't get your bike?

1213
01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:05,910
NANCY: This isn't
about you or me.

1214
01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:07,344
This is about
John-John.

1215
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:09,213
J-JIZZY: I told you
I was going to
make time for him.

1216
01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:10,514
Right there.
J-JIZZY: Not right now.

1217
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,116
NANCY: It's always
not right now.

1218
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,951
Over there.

1219
01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:15,352
NANCY: You wanna
know why he had
to see you today?

1220
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,054
Why he was holding
onto you so tight?

1221
01:04:17,121 --> 01:04:19,389
I met a man, James.
Yeah, a man.

1222
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:21,391
A nice, normal man.

1223
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,860
A man that John-John
actually made
a connection with,

1224
01:04:23,928 --> 01:04:25,529
and it scared the
daylights out of him.

1225
01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,164
J-JIZZY: I don't got time
for this right now.

1226
01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:29,166
I'm working on an album.
Right, Delicious?

1227
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:30,334
He does not
have time.

1228
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,668
He is working on
an album. Trying...

1229
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,403
Stay out of this,
Delicious.

1230
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,305
Mind your business.

1231
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:38,875
I'm working on an album.
Okay?

1232
01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,210
I gotta turn it in.

1233
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:41,778
The deadline is
Christmas Eve.

1234
01:04:41,845 --> 01:04:43,247
Everybody's gonna
be there.

1235
01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:45,215
BET, Entertainment Tonight.

1236
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:46,716
This is why you
want the kids
for the holidays.

1237
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:48,585
You don't even
care about Christmas.

1238
01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:51,788
You need them for
the cameras so Daddy can
sell a few more CDs.

1239
01:04:51,855 --> 01:04:52,923
You are whacked.

1240
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,959
And you're pathetic.

1241
01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:58,862
I just pray that
the judge sees through
you faster than I did.

1242
01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:03,633
Judge gonna
also see that you
done gained weight.

1243
01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:06,170
Where's Mr. Songwriter at?

1244
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,472
Come on,
let's do this.

1245
01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:10,140
And a bike, too.

1246
01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:16,046
And a puppy, too.

1247
01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,215
Okay, a puppy.
You're gonna get it.

1248
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,616
Come on.

1249
01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:22,719
Come on, it's okay.
I'm Santa. It's okay.

1250
01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:24,554
Go, go.

1251
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:27,224
GIRL: No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.

1252
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:48,178
I got you.
I got you!

1253
01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:51,548
I got you!

1254
01:06:12,002 --> 01:06:15,839
* I can't even light
the Christmas tree

1255
01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:19,376
* 'Cause there's
no light in me

1256
01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:23,147
* It's the darkest day
in history

1257
01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:26,283
* Since you went away

1258
01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:30,320
* I'm not singing
the sweet Noel

1259
01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:34,858
* No silent nights
or jingle bell

1260
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:40,397
* No mistletoe hangs
anywhere this Christmas

1261
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:41,698
* Babe

1262
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:45,435
* Christmas

1263
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,637
* Because a true Christmas

1264
01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:52,876
* Is just a wish without you

1265
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:57,414
* It's just another day
that fades away

1266
01:06:57,481 --> 01:07:00,617
* When you're not around

1267
01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:04,288
* If it wasn't for
our Savior's birth

1268
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:08,425
* Tell me what
is Christmas truly worth

1269
01:07:08,492 --> 01:07:15,099
* Especially since
you're not with me now *

1270
01:07:18,302 --> 01:07:20,304
Yo, an album deal, man.

1271
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,072
Yeah, with J-Jizzy,
I swear to God.

1272
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:24,541
Look, man,
that's great news.
There you go.

1273
01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:26,210
You know what this means,
right, Jamal?

1274
01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:28,645
Benjamin Armstrong is
a real songwriter.

1275
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,247
Well, check this out.

1276
01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:31,548
I'm a real bounty hunter.
That's right.

1277
01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:32,816
Man, not so tight.

1278
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,084
Hey, y'all be careful
with him, man.

1279
01:07:34,151 --> 01:07:35,985
He's worth 500 bucks.

1280
01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:45,095
I gotta go dookie.

1281
01:07:45,162 --> 01:07:46,496
You ain't gotta
go to no bathroom.

1282
01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:48,332
I want to go dookie.

1283
01:07:51,468 --> 01:07:53,770
All right,
it's time for stockings.

1284
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,405
Now, be careful
with the glitter, okay?

1285
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:56,573
Okay, Mommy.

1286
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,707
All right.

1287
01:07:57,774 --> 01:07:59,176
Fun, fun, fun.
Thank you.

1288
01:08:03,347 --> 01:08:05,382
Okay, why the long face?

1289
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:09,119
Benjamin and I
were supposed to go
look for a tree today.

1290
01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,354
I don't know what happened.

1291
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:12,322
I guess he just forgot.

1292
01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,258
Honey, there could
be 100 reasons why
he ran out like that.

1293
01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:15,725
Maybe he's never
coming back.

1294
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:18,395
Now, honey,
men are like trees.

1295
01:08:18,462 --> 01:08:20,530
Rough, sturdy,
but dull,

1296
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,132
until a woman gets
her hands on him,

1297
01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:23,933
gives him
a little personality.

1298
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,402
Then once you've
done all that...

1299
01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:26,803
They leave you
for a shrub.

1300
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:29,072
No, they dry up,
their limbs shrivel,

1301
01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:30,707
and they become
a fire hazard.

1302
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,108
No and no.

1303
01:08:32,176 --> 01:08:34,244
Saved by the bell.

1304
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,616
Now, if you don't
like this,

1305
01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:42,085
there's another
one hanging from
my rear view mirror.

1306
01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:47,157
They're kissing.

1307
01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:55,599
Kids, Brenda, let's go
and have some cocoa. Yeah?

1308
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:56,900
What about the tree?

1309
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,502
Momma's chopping
it down,

1310
01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:00,170
right now, baby.
Yeah.

1311
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:01,505
Let's just...
Come on. Come on.

1312
01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:02,772
Wait. Wait.

1313
01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:08,144
Look, about
the other night...

1314
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:09,746
You don't have
to say a word.

1315
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:10,814
Actually, yes, I do.

1316
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,417
Then just let me go first.

1317
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,219
We have a beach house
in Santa Barbara,

1318
01:09:15,285 --> 01:09:16,953
and we go there
every Christmas,

1319
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,556
you know,
me and the kids.
Just us.

1320
01:09:19,623 --> 01:09:22,158
You know, our family.

1321
01:09:22,226 --> 01:09:25,529
And I'd love it
if you would come
with us this year.

1322
01:09:30,767 --> 01:09:31,835
I'll be right back.

1323
01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:33,002
Okay.

1324
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,773
Man, I gotta do it now.
I gotta do it now.

1325
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,377
Okay, the pens, Santa.
No. What do I do?

1326
01:09:41,978 --> 01:09:43,146
Pens, songwriter, Santa.

1327
01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:44,348
NANCY: Okay.

1328
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:47,351
No, Santa,
pens, songwriter.

1329
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:50,287
Santa, pens, songwriter.
Santa, pens...

1330
01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:55,559
What's wrong?

1331
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,461
That was my attorney.

1332
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,329
He ruled in Jizzy's favor.

1333
01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,698
He gets the kids
for Christmas.

1334
01:10:05,302 --> 01:10:07,471
So you didn't
say nothing to her?

1335
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,406
No, man, how could I?

1336
01:10:09,473 --> 01:10:11,575
She just lost her kids
for Christmas.

1337
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:13,710
I just couldn't
put that on her.

1338
01:10:13,777 --> 01:10:18,282
And Jizzy, to her,
sucks as a father.

1339
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:20,284
Yeah, but he's
still their father.

1340
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:21,685
What?

1341
01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:24,988
I said he's
still their father.

1342
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:28,124
This guy butters your
bread just a little bit
and now you rolling with it?

1343
01:10:28,191 --> 01:10:30,026
No. No.
It sounds like
you're rolling with it.

1344
01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:34,531
Look, if the judge
agrees with him,
how come I can't?

1345
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:37,701
You don't understand, man.
You just don't understand.

1346
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,168
Okay, choose.

1347
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,037
Which one do you want
to take with you
to see your dad?

1348
01:10:41,104 --> 01:10:43,840
I don't know.
Which one's the bike?

1349
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:46,009
Santa's still
working on that one.

1350
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,677
I want you to
pick one of these.

1351
01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:49,212
I want that one.

1352
01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:51,114
Okay, good choice.

1353
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:52,482
I hope it's a race car.

1354
01:10:52,549 --> 01:10:54,451
Here you go.

1355
01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:56,185
I want you.

1356
01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,758
I can't go, baby.

1357
01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:04,093
But you'll only be
gone a week, right?

1358
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:07,631
And then, when you get back,
we can all have our very own
special Christmas. Okay?

1359
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,303
I'll get it!

1360
01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:19,809
Okay, come in.

1361
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,044
Hello.

1362
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,546
Hi, Melody Oates.

1363
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:25,682
J-Jizzy sent us
to fit the kids
for the party tonight.

1364
01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:26,916
Nobody called?

1365
01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:28,184
No.

1366
01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:31,187
If they try them on,
we can hem them right here.

1367
01:11:31,254 --> 01:11:34,190
I'm sorry.
When exactly did my kids
become The Jackson Five?

1368
01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:35,425
I ain't being Michael.

1369
01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:38,094
Sorry, ma'am,
I'm just doing my job.

1370
01:11:44,167 --> 01:11:46,936
Kim? Get him here now.

1371
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:49,973
This is a new low,
J, even for you.

1372
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,475
You got what you wanted.

1373
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,511
You got the kids
on the most special
day of the year.

1374
01:11:54,578 --> 01:11:57,881
You want to parade
them around like
a damn circus act.

1375
01:11:57,947 --> 01:11:59,716
Look, this is
just a party.

1376
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:03,620
Yeah, a party for you.
Not them. You.

1377
01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:06,155
You know what?
I see what this
is all about.

1378
01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:07,991
You just mad
'cause you lost.

1379
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,259
The kids are
the losers in this, J.

1380
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,028
Not me or you.

1381
01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:14,698
They could have had
a real Christmas,
a normal Christmas.

1382
01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,032
With a real family.

1383
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:17,467
With who?

1384
01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:18,868
You and that chump
you've been
running around with?

1385
01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:21,671
He's not a chump, J.
He's a grownup.

1386
01:12:21,738 --> 01:12:25,241
Unlike this
40-year-old spoiled brat
in a cheap chinchilla.

1387
01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:27,343
I'm 35,
I'm not spoiled,
and guess what?

1388
01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:29,946
We gonna see how
much of a man he is
when he hook with me.

1389
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:31,648
I can't wait
for you to meet.

1390
01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:33,450
I gotta thank my lucky
stars that I met him,

1391
01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:36,352
because I just hope, one day,
we can get married.

1392
01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:43,126
Excuse me.

1393
01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:45,795
Excuse me.

1394
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:47,897
Hold on, man,
you can't just...

1395
01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:49,966
Shut up!
I got something to say.

1396
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:51,234
Why are you doing this?

1397
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,169
You said you
were gonna help me.

1398
01:12:53,236 --> 01:12:56,305
You send us this guy,
and now my mom says
she's gonna marry him.

1399
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,907
She loves him,
you fat jerk.

1400
01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:59,776
Now Mom and Dad
will never get
back together.

1401
01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:00,877
Okay, now, hold on.

1402
01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:02,912
I hate you. I hate you.

1403
01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:12,756
I'm...
Santa is sorry.
Okay?

1404
01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:15,124
He didn't mean
for this to happen.

1405
01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:18,495
That man is never gonna
see your mother again, okay?

1406
01:13:20,263 --> 01:13:21,598
I promise.

1407
01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,473
Jamal, I'm out.
I'll be back.

1408
01:14:07,210 --> 01:14:09,145
Hello?
BENJAMIN: Hey, Nancy.

1409
01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,914
Hey, Benjamin.

1410
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,384
Listen, about
the beach house.

1411
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,723
Something came up.
I'm not going to
be able to make it.

1412
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,257
Oh!

1413
01:14:21,324 --> 01:14:24,427
That's cool. We can
just do the holidays
somewhere else.

1414
01:14:24,494 --> 01:14:26,963
I can't do that, either.

1415
01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:31,735
In fact, I can't do
us anymore. I just...

1416
01:14:33,937 --> 01:14:36,740
I won't be
seeing you again.
I'm sorry.

1417
01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:38,407
Wait. What

1418
01:14:59,529 --> 01:15:03,633
The kids are fine.
They're watching a video,
and these are for you.

1419
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,068
NANCY: Thanks.

1420
01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:08,271
It's okay. It's okay.

1421
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,707
What happened?

1422
01:15:10,774 --> 01:15:14,410
Mommy and
Benjamin broke up.
Sorry.

1423
01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:18,247
Mom. Don't cry.

1424
01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:21,117
That's okay.
I'm gonna be okay.

1425
01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:26,322
JOHN-JOHN:
She'll get over it.

1426
01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:27,557
I didn't just
do this for me.

1427
01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,425
I did this
for all of us.

1428
01:15:29,492 --> 01:15:32,596
Don't you want
Dad back? I do.

1429
01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:35,098
I mean, sure,
they fight
all the time,

1430
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:39,435
but that's what people
who love each other do.
They fight.

1431
01:15:39,502 --> 01:15:41,370
I liked Emily's
wish better.

1432
01:15:42,939 --> 01:15:45,041
Whatever.

1433
01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:47,376
WOMAN: Hey, everybody,
we are coming at you live

1434
01:15:47,443 --> 01:15:50,479
from the J-Jizzy
Christmas album
release party

1435
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:53,216
for J-Jizzy's
Rockin' Christmas.

1436
01:15:57,153 --> 01:16:01,057
Yeah, Christmas
is a very special
time for me.

1437
01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:02,425
It's very spiritual.

1438
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:04,427
Yeah, I got them.
They just pulled up.

1439
01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:08,898
Time to spend time
with the children,
your loved ones, family.

1440
01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:13,670
And this Christmas,
I intend to spend most
of it with my family.

1441
01:16:13,737 --> 01:16:16,039
Dad! Over here!
Kids are here.

1442
01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:19,342
Do I look like I'm
finished right now?

1443
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:22,378
Put them in
the dressing room
or something.

1444
01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:23,512
MAN: We ain't got time
for that. Let's go.

1445
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,614
What?

1446
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:26,249
Yeah, I love you, too.

1447
01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,284
As I was saying,
I love family.

1448
01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:49,906
Wow!

1449
01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:56,846
All aboard.

1450
01:16:56,913 --> 01:17:00,249
Come on, kids. Free rides.

1451
01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:03,753
Look. Look there.
And there.
And over there.

1452
01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:08,792
All right, come on.
That's enough of that.

1453
01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,193
Let's go.
We gotta go this way.

1454
01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:12,195
What are you looking at?
You're not here for fun.

1455
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:15,264
You're here
to work, all right?

1456
01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:17,033
What I thought was gonna be
the perfect Christmas

1457
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,202
is shaping up to be
the worst Christmas.

1458
01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:21,805
Okay. This is not
the worst Christmas.

1459
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:24,340
Yeah, you've got us,
and we're your girls.

1460
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,542
No, you're right,
you know.

1461
01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:28,812
And James does know
how to throw
a good party, right?

1462
01:17:28,878 --> 01:17:29,913
Yeah.

1463
01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,881
I'm sure the kids
are having a good time.

1464
01:17:38,354 --> 01:17:40,056
GIRL: Look at me.

1465
01:17:41,124 --> 01:17:42,225
Come on. Come on.

1466
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:44,527
Wow.

1467
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:45,929
MAN ON TV:
You're the gal
I always dreamed of.

1468
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,563
WOMAN:
What do you mean, Mike?

1469
01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:50,166
When I was in the war,
I thought about
you all the time.

1470
01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:52,135
Oh, golly,
I have every single
one of your letters,

1471
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:53,970
and I always remember
Christmas Eve

1472
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:55,772
you sent me
a special something.

1473
01:18:00,643 --> 01:18:03,012
DELICIOUS:
Thank you. Thank you.
Good to see you.

1474
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:05,882
Thanks for coming.

1475
01:18:05,949 --> 01:18:08,384
J-JIZZY: You know she's
talking about marrying
this chump, right?

1476
01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:10,053
I can't afford
for that to happen.

1477
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:12,722
That's gonna
make me look stupid.

1478
01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:13,823
You know what
I'm gonna do?

1479
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:14,924
DELICIOUS: What's that?

1480
01:18:14,991 --> 01:18:16,760
I'm gonna marry her.

1481
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,263
Then I'm gonna
dump her.
What?

1482
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:21,430
What?

1483
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:27,136
Hey, what's up, shorty?
What's going on?

1484
01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:06,575
The mall is closed.

1485
01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:09,445
Let me in.
I need to see Santa.

1486
01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:13,516
Santa died.

1487
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:21,290
Don't listen
to him, kid.

1488
01:19:21,357 --> 01:19:23,159
JOHN-JOHN:
Can you let me in?

1489
01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:25,628
From the looks of things,

1490
01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:28,297
I'd say what you need
is a good nose blowing.

1491
01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:30,033
I just need to see him.

1492
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,734
It's Christmas Eve, son.

1493
01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:34,303
It's a little late
to be hauling
out your list.

1494
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:38,174
Please, I gotta give
back the wish. Please.

1495
01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:43,579
Let me see what I can do.

1496
01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:47,516
Probably get
fired for this.

1497
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:50,820
I hope you ain't
one of them teenage
cat burglar types.

1498
01:19:50,887 --> 01:19:52,221
No, I'm a good kid.

1499
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,356
Okay.

1500
01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:56,559
All right, go on.

1501
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,928
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.

1502
01:20:44,207 --> 01:20:50,713
* Come, they told me,
parum pum pum pum *

1503
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,353
John

1504
01:20:57,420 --> 01:20:59,755
Santa, you're here.

1505
01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:04,894
Where's your mother?

1506
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:07,796
She's at home, crying.
Emily's crying.

1507
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:11,534
Everybody's crying,
and it's all because of me.

1508
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:14,303
My dad doesn't
even love my mom.

1509
01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:17,040
Benjamin does.
Can you bring him back?

1510
01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:24,780
Please? It's all I want
for Christmas. I swear.

1511
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,521
Benjamin?

1512
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:39,528
Hey, you know
what you need?

1513
01:21:39,595 --> 01:21:41,730
You need a good
long vacation.

1514
01:21:42,298 --> 01:21:43,466
ROBIN: Okay.

1515
01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:45,201
Right, like I have
time for a vacation.

1516
01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:46,902
Let's go to a beach.

1517
01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,604
Oh, God.

1518
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,108
Hello?
Yeah, it's me.

1519
01:21:52,175 --> 01:21:55,044
Did John-John
come over there?

1520
01:21:55,111 --> 01:21:57,280
I still need him!

1521
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:03,052
I'll stay here,
just in case
he comes back.

1522
01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:06,422
So, that's the story.

1523
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,759
All I can say,
John-John,
is that I'm sorry.

1524
01:22:10,826 --> 01:22:14,363
I'll keep saying
I'm sorry till April
if you want me to.

1525
01:22:15,831 --> 01:22:18,634
Who are you
gonna be then?
Easter bunny?

1526
01:22:24,207 --> 01:22:26,275
DELICIOUS: This is
the most recent picture
we got, right there.

1527
01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,343
The father is where?

1528
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,777
He's right over there.

1529
01:22:28,844 --> 01:22:30,479
He's distraught
and everything.

1530
01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:32,048
Find my shorty, man.

1531
01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:33,816
All right.
I want eyes up high,

1532
01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:35,251
in case he's wandering
in the perimeter.

1533
01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:37,120
Eyes up high.

1534
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:38,654
All right, go.

1535
01:22:38,721 --> 01:22:40,456
We're on our way now.

1536
01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:41,890
MAN: Is there any
word on the child?

1537
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:42,992
You can't come
through here, ma'am.

1538
01:22:43,059 --> 01:22:44,060
No, I'm his mother.

1539
01:22:44,127 --> 01:22:45,228
Sorry.
Thank you.

1540
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:48,197
Well, we gotta get
you back to that party.

1541
01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:50,966
Yeah.

1542
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,968
Let's go.
All right.

1543
01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,187
He's my son.
He's my son.

1544
01:23:11,254 --> 01:23:12,755
DELICIOUS: I just think
we just need
a second to sort...

1545
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:13,922
Where is he?

1546
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,358
Where is John
Okay.

1547
01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:17,726
Yeah.

1548
01:23:17,793 --> 01:23:20,229
JOHN-JOHN: Wow.
Check out all the cops.

1549
01:23:20,296 --> 01:23:21,964
I wonder
what happened.

1550
01:23:23,266 --> 01:23:24,800
You happened.

1551
01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:26,335
Oh.

1552
01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,137
Let's go.

1553
01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,272
Let him through.

1554
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,940
I'm a bounty hunter. Okay?

1555
01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:33,776
Delicious,
do not handle me.

1556
01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,544
I know when
I'm being handled.
Stop.

1557
01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:36,879
Where is our son?

1558
01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:38,547
Look, I tell you
this much.

1559
01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:39,882
Instead of all
this time-out stuff,

1560
01:23:39,948 --> 01:23:42,017
maybe you should
try peeling his butt

1561
01:23:42,085 --> 01:23:43,452
when you find out
where he's at.

1562
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:46,255
Why? Because he ruined
your precious party?

1563
01:23:46,322 --> 01:23:48,757
And where's Mikey?
Where's Mikey?
There's all of these people,

1564
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:50,493
you don't even know
where Mikey is.

1565
01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:57,733
Look up in the balcony.

1566
01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,602
Mommy. Help, Mommy.

1567
01:23:59,668 --> 01:24:01,837
Mikey!
Hold on, baby.

1568
01:24:01,904 --> 01:24:04,440
Do something.
James, do something.

1569
01:24:05,574 --> 01:24:06,709
Mikey.

1570
01:24:06,775 --> 01:24:09,545
NANCY:
Mikey, hold on,
baby. Hold on.

1571
01:24:09,612 --> 01:24:11,747
MAN: Don't move, kid.
Someone's coming to help.

1572
01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:14,517
James! Don't just
stand there. Help him.

1573
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,285
Rottweiler!
Hmm?

1574
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,721
Uh-uh.

1575
01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:21,557
Mikey, Mikey.
Come on, come on.

1576
01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:24,360
Reach. Reach!

1577
01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:29,298
Come on.

1578
01:24:29,365 --> 01:24:30,666
Mom.

1579
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:32,101
John-John.

1580
01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:38,707
NANCY:
Hold on, Mikey.

1581
01:24:42,311 --> 01:24:44,380
Reach. Reach.
Reach hard.

1582
01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:45,481
Mommy.

1583
01:24:45,548 --> 01:24:47,383
Mikey, hold on, baby.

1584
01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:53,556
Come on, Mike.
Come on.

1585
01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,057
Help me, Santa,
help me.

1586
01:24:55,124 --> 01:24:56,492
Reach.

1587
01:24:56,559 --> 01:24:58,827
Come on, I got you.
I got you. Just reach.

1588
01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:03,699
BENJAMIN: I got you.

1589
01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:21,517
Now, you know,
I wasn't about to
let that happen.

1590
01:25:23,919 --> 01:25:25,288
Stop it.

1591
01:25:35,097 --> 01:25:36,799
Go on.
Mommy.

1592
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,501
Mom.

1593
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:46,475
Benjamin?

1594
01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:47,543
Benjamin?

1595
01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:48,877
Benjamin?

1596
01:25:48,944 --> 01:25:50,546
How do you
know Benjamin?

1597
01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,348
Better question,
how do you
know Benjamin?

1598
01:25:52,415 --> 01:25:53,516
How do you know him?

1599
01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:54,617
Yeah, how do
you know her?

1600
01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:56,752
Who? Okay.

1601
01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:02,758
Exactly.
A really laughable,
simple explanation.

1602
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,563
Well, make me
laugh then,
Mr. Songwriter.

1603
01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:10,833
Songwriter?
You're a songwriter?

1604
01:26:10,899 --> 01:26:12,968
He's no songwriter,
Daddy.

1605
01:26:13,035 --> 01:26:14,803
He's Mommy's
boyfriend.

1606
01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:16,472
What?

1607
01:26:19,342 --> 01:26:21,444
You're
Santa Claus also?

1608
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,546
Well, it's only seasonal.

1609
01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:27,550
Pays close to nothing,
but I'm Santa.

1610
01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:30,219
A lot of surprises.

1611
01:26:32,087 --> 01:26:35,724
But it turns out to be
one of the best gigs
I've ever had.

1612
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:41,297
You know,
as a struggling songwriter
I've had a lot of gigs.

1613
01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:43,432
I'm glad you
enjoyed the journey,

1614
01:26:43,499 --> 01:26:47,202
'cause your days as
a struggling songwriter,
they far from over.

1615
01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:48,937
You're fired, chump.

1616
01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:50,105
Delicious!

1617
01:26:50,172 --> 01:26:53,075
I want that cut
pulled immediately.

1618
01:26:53,141 --> 01:26:54,710
A couple of problems
with that, boss.

1619
01:26:54,777 --> 01:26:56,879
First, the album's
already been
shipped off,

1620
01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:59,982
and second,
that's the best song
on the whole album.

1621
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:01,817
So you might
want to keep
that one on there,

1622
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:03,519
just for sales and all.

1623
01:27:03,586 --> 01:27:05,388
Okay, then,
since you like
the song so much

1624
01:27:05,454 --> 01:27:07,956
you can spend
the rest of your days
listening to it.

1625
01:27:08,023 --> 01:27:09,057
You fired!

1626
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:10,192
I'm fired?

1627
01:27:10,259 --> 01:27:11,994
But, Daddy,
he is right.
It is a great song.

1628
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,996
And you fired, too!
What?

1629
01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:15,664
As my son.

1630
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:19,368
In fact, everybody's
fired, as my fans.

1631
01:27:19,435 --> 01:27:22,338
I want you all out.
Everybody, get out!

1632
01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:25,574
Rottweiler!
Routine 919.
Sexy exit.

1633
01:27:31,314 --> 01:27:33,349
Yeah, that's sexy.

1634
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:34,483
Get off!

1635
01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:36,485
Dad!
John-John.

1636
01:27:45,294 --> 01:27:47,896
That day at the mall.

1637
01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:50,366
My wish.
The compliment.

1638
01:27:50,433 --> 01:27:52,568
Emily told you,
didn't she?

1639
01:27:54,370 --> 01:27:58,574
Yeah.
That's where
the lie began.

1640
01:27:58,641 --> 01:28:01,243
But right here is
where that lie ends.

1641
01:28:06,014 --> 01:28:07,082
Dad.

1642
01:28:08,384 --> 01:28:11,153
You okay?
You want me
to come with you

1643
01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:13,356
so you don't
have to spend
Christmas alone?

1644
01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:15,924
Alone?
I got plenty
of company.

1645
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:24,600
That ain't the reason
why you can't
come with me, though.

1646
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:26,001
What?

1647
01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:27,970
You ought to be
with your momma.

1648
01:28:28,036 --> 01:28:31,306
I mean, she got this
whole holiday thing
down to a science.

1649
01:28:31,374 --> 01:28:33,376
Fact is,
she always did.

1650
01:28:37,245 --> 01:28:40,416
And you're right.
It's a good song, too.

1651
01:28:40,483 --> 01:28:41,884
Told you.

1652
01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:44,653
Hey, you know
I love you and
your momma, right?

1653
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:46,321
Yeah.
And your brother
and your sister.

1654
01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:48,924
I love all of y'all.

1655
01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:51,827
Sometimes I get
carried away
with this whole

1656
01:28:51,894 --> 01:28:53,429
J-Jizzy's thing.

1657
01:28:53,496 --> 01:28:57,533
I say stuff that
hurt people's feelings,
but I don't mean it.

1658
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,668
Merry Christmas, Dad.

1659
01:28:59,735 --> 01:29:01,404
Yeah, merry Christmas.

1660
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:05,774
Hey, Dad.

1661
01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,850
Rottweiler.
Daddy's leaving.

1662
01:29:18,954 --> 01:29:21,256
So I knew
the truth was gonna
come out sometime.

1663
01:29:21,323 --> 01:29:24,259
Just want to say
I'm sorry.

1664
01:29:24,326 --> 01:29:28,330
You really are one
of the best things
that's ever happened to me.

1665
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:33,035
Mikey, keep up
with them race cars,
all right?

1666
01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:38,774
Emily, you really
are a princess.

1667
01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:42,344
I'm sorry.

1668
01:29:58,794 --> 01:30:00,328
Keyboard shake?

1669
01:30:16,679 --> 01:30:19,482
What you waiting for?
Go get him!

1670
01:30:19,548 --> 01:30:22,417
Yeah, Mommy,
go get your man.

1671
01:30:22,485 --> 01:30:24,386
MAN:
Yeah, go get him.

1672
01:30:56,284 --> 01:30:57,653
Hey, Santa.

1673
01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:04,359
I think I need a pen.

1674
01:31:17,873 --> 01:31:20,676
Daddy fired John-John.

1675
01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:23,011
What's worse than that is
Daddy fired me, too.

1676
01:31:23,078 --> 01:31:27,182
So now I'm on my own,
looking for some hot new
talent to cut a cool record.

1677
01:31:27,249 --> 01:31:28,984
Anybody interested?

1678
01:31:30,553 --> 01:31:32,588
Merry Christmas.

1679
01:31:32,655 --> 01:31:34,523
Well, I just want
a kiss on that.

1680
01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:35,891
They want to kiss
all the time.

1681
01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:37,225
Yeah.

1682
01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:40,663
BOTH: Merry Christmas.

1683
01:31:40,729 --> 01:31:42,998
ALL: Merry Christmas.

1684
01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:44,867
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.

1685
01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:50,505
Well, I guess
a wise woman
was right after all.

1686
01:31:50,573 --> 01:31:55,678
The best Christmas present
is a happy family all
wrapped up together.

1687
01:31:55,744 --> 01:31:58,747
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho,
merry Christmas.

1688
01:31:59,314 --> 01:32:00,816
I know. I know.

1689
01:32:00,883 --> 01:32:02,317
What would you
do without me?

1690
01:32:02,384 --> 01:32:04,587
And to all
a good night.

1691
01:32:08,791 --> 01:32:12,160
I almost forgot.
Merry Christmas!

1692
01:32:15,397 --> 01:32:17,900
* Say what you want
when you feel
that you need to

1693
01:32:17,966 --> 01:32:20,669
* Don't be afraid,
whip about
if it feels good

1694
01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:24,406
* Time to let your spirit fly

1695
01:32:24,472 --> 01:32:25,841
* Let your spirit fly

1696
01:32:25,908 --> 01:32:28,243
* I'm thankful for
what I have this season

1697
01:32:28,310 --> 01:32:30,913
* Finally happy
for no good reason

1698
01:32:30,979 --> 01:32:35,217
* Dreaming big dreams inside

1699
01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:38,386
* And when a miracle
gets handed to you

1700
01:32:38,453 --> 01:32:39,988
* You don't ask questions

1701
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:42,591
Why is it every
time you gotta win?

1702
01:32:43,358 --> 01:32:45,193
Why can't I have one?

1703
01:32:48,030 --> 01:32:49,865
Why can't I have one?

1704
01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:55,470
The end.

1705
01:32:58,607 --> 01:33:00,108
* Peace on Earth

1706
01:33:00,175 --> 01:33:01,343
* Peace on Earth

1707
01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:03,879
* Breathing in the air
we should

1708
01:33:03,946 --> 01:33:06,514
* Everyone everywhere

1709
01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:10,218
* Oh, yeah

1710
01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:14,556
* Under the tree
wraps are finally shining

1711
01:33:14,623 --> 01:33:17,492
* Lit by the star
of the bulb so brightly

1712
01:33:17,559 --> 01:33:20,629
* We all wonder what we got

1713
01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:25,067
* News travels fast
if it's worth receiving

1714
01:33:25,133 --> 01:33:27,836
* But deep down
we know the gift's
in the giving

1715
01:33:27,903 --> 01:33:32,107
* Pure and simple,
heart to heart

1716
01:33:32,174 --> 01:33:35,077
* And when a miracle
gets handed to you

1717
01:33:35,143 --> 01:33:37,479
* You don't ask questions

1718
01:33:37,545 --> 01:33:42,584
* Anything you can imagine
is there if you can see

1719
01:33:42,651 --> 01:33:45,020
* The power of peace

1720
01:33:45,087 --> 01:33:46,421
* Peace on Earth

1721
01:33:46,488 --> 01:33:47,756
* Peace on Earth

1722
01:33:47,823 --> 01:33:50,125
* We can start
with something small

1723
01:33:50,192 --> 01:33:55,330
* This Christmas wish
for us all to live in peace

1724
01:33:55,397 --> 01:33:58,100
* Peace on Earth

1725
01:33:58,166 --> 01:34:00,468
* Breathing in the air
we should

1726
01:34:00,535 --> 01:34:02,871
* Everyone everywhere

1727
01:34:04,239 --> 01:34:09,377
* With hope and trust,
joy we can touch

1728
01:34:09,444 --> 01:34:14,683
* I see us there,
faith lifts us up

1729
01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:17,252
* Angels we pray

1730
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:21,489
* Truth leads the way
to love

1731
01:34:21,556 --> 01:34:24,559
* So that we can
all believe in living

1732
01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:27,462
* Peace, peace on Earth

1733
01:34:27,529 --> 01:34:29,564
* Peace on Earth

1734
01:34:29,631 --> 01:34:31,466
* We can start with
something small

1735
01:34:31,533 --> 01:34:36,571
* This Christmas wish
for us all to live in peace

1736
01:34:36,638 --> 01:34:38,073
* Peace on Earth

1737
01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:40,075
* Peace on Earth

1738
01:34:40,142 --> 01:34:41,944
* Breathing in the air
we should

1739
01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,112
* Everyone everywhere

1740
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:49,718
* Peace, peace on Earth

1741
01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:52,154
* We can start with
something small

1742
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:55,958
* This Christmas wish
for us all to live in peace

1743
01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:59,161
* Peace, peace on Earth

1744
01:35:01,063 --> 01:35:02,831
* Oh, yeah

1745
01:35:04,599 --> 01:35:06,068
* Oh, yeah

1746
01:35:06,134 --> 01:35:09,137
* Peace, peace on Earth

1747
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:10,739
* Peace on Earth

1748
01:35:10,806 --> 01:35:13,241
* We can start with
something small

1749
01:35:13,308 --> 01:35:16,945
* This Christmas wish
for us all to live in peace *